My new column is up on the website of the Cary Citizen.
Facebook Recommendation
November 7, 2011
Based on the connections that Facebook recommends, they might as well change the title of that section to “People you have nothing in common with”.
Like this:
One of my favorite candies is Starburst, fruit-flavored squares that are initially hard enough to dent a car door. Once they are in your mouth they start to soften up. Until then, if fired with enough force, they could stun a full grown moose.
Like this:
Movie Trailers
October 17, 2011
I have this fear that one day the trailers will come on before a movie I rented and the disclaimer at the beginning will say “This preview is not appropriate for anyone.”
Like this:
Toothpaste
October 13, 2011
The box for a toothpaste we just bought says on it, “If you accidentally swallow more than used for brushing, seek professional assistance or contact a Poison Control Center immediately.” Apparently if the quantity is a little off, it changes from a teeth cleaner to a kind of cyanide. I wonder if their other products have similar warnings. “If you spill a cup of mouthwash, clean it up with a paper towel. If you spill more than a cup of mouthwash, your entire neighborhood must be evacuated.”
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